| I have a huge, zero-cost favor to ask—the kind of favor that makes the universe right itself and helps me defeat the retail overlords (i.e., the algorithms). As you might know, my new book, Folklore and Flesh: Stories of Transformation and Terror, is officially launched! And while I'm out here demonstrating peak grilling performance in December (ask me about the ugly sweater photo sometime!), the book's success now hinges on one thing: online reviews. The Ask: I need your 5-star fuel. Reviews are the only way Amazon, Barnes & Noble, and others decide to actually show the book to new readers. If you've read and enjoyed the twisted stories, or even if you just appreciate my dedication to questionable seasonal fashion choices, your review would make an enormous difference. The best part? You don't have to be a professional critic. Even a single sentence about what you liked is pure gold and takes less than a minute. Please help a guy in an ugly sweater out!
Need Inspiration? (Copy & Paste an Example!) 5 Stars: "I slept with the lights on after finishing this. A brilliant, skin-crawling collection. 10/10 would recommend getting freaked out!" 5 Stars: "So dark, so smart. It's the kind of book you read and immediately want to talk about. My therapist will be hearing about these stories." 5 Stars: "Willy Martinez has officially ruined my favorite fairy tales. Absolutely amazing writing and a genuinely original concept. Just buy it." 5 Stars: "This book is unputdownable, intense, and deeply messed up (in a good way). Support the guy who grills in an ugly sweater!"
Click & Conquer (Your 60-Second Mission): Just click your favorite retailer below and leave a rating/review! Amazon Barnes and Noble Good Reads Kobo Thank you so much for your support. Seriously, every single star helps me TONS! Best, Willy Martinez, author of Folklore and Flesh | 
