by J. S. Raynor
P-Date: 2023
Genre: SciFi
Review: Elvis is that you on the cover?
Let me get this straight. Douche ba......er, Alex is a decorated officer, trained at Sandhurst in his early twenty somethings. Check. He chases after the Taliban that shot/killed two Afghan sentries and he and his unit get blown up by a suicide bomber. In the country. In a shack. I really doubt someone that well trained, in country, would make stupid ass moves like that. Perhaps a truck loaded with explosives piling into the installation would have been more believable.
A now blind Alex is still super hunky as attested to by all the hot nurses. He has got a big shlong that nurse Debbie likes to wash and kisses him on the lips when he leaves the hospital. He was the best in all sports and constantly wants to have sex with anything that flinches. He tries to kiss an American officer but she rebuffs his moves. Turns out she is hotter than a Chinese tea kettle so you know there is going to be sexual fireworks later. MEOW!!!
Alex is so perfect and handsome that dogs instantly submit to him as master and all the girls want to bang him. He now has super eyes that can see anything, even evily deeds so you better watch out. But do not let anyone know that you have special eyes cause.. who the fuk knows why.
The writing is limited in a way that provides descriptions when not needed. Pages and pages of backstory and descriptions of ongoing events cluttered the novel. If you are going after the Taliban in the NOW, you do not need to say that "he is going on a dangerous mission". I think the events imply that it is dangerous. Also missions are planned events, not impromtu.
The last thing that bugs me is the authors interpretation of Van Morrison's song "Brown eyed girl". It was not a song about abandonment and rejection. It is a song of nostalgia and reminiscing about young love. It was originally titled "Brown skinned girl" to highlight an inter-racial relationship.
Rating: 1.6/5
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